Ever had one of those days where life feels like it’s personally out to get you? Work feels like a battlefield, bosses shredding your work like confetti, and your coworkers already planning your pity party?
Yep, been there, done that — got the therapy bills to prove it.
So, in a fit of “screw it” moment, I decided to unleash my inner lumberjack and take up axe throwing. Because what’s more therapeutic than hurling sharp objects at targets and imagining they’re your problems?
It’s like being the hero in a B-movie, minus the zombies but with just as much adrenaline! By the end of the session, I felt lighter.
I think it was from the stress release. Maybe the beer had something to do with it too.
So, if you’re itching for some stress relief or just fancy a legal way to play with weapons, I’ve got the axe-traordinary spots in Halifax just for you!
HaliMac Entertainment Halifax
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Website: http://www.halimac.com/
Address: 1920 Brunswick St
Contact: +1 902-407-2250
Hours:
- Monday to Friday: 4–11 PM
- Saturday: 12–11 PM
- Sunday: 1–9 PM
HaliMac Entertainment in Halifax is the brainchild of two axe-loving cousins and where you can unleash your inner lumberjack while sipping on local craft beer!
Just walk in, sign a waiver— and if you’re under 19, make sure your parent signs too, because liability is a real buzzkill.
Once that’s out of the way, you’re escorted to your lane where you can grab a drink and start hurling axes like a Viking with a day job. Expert coaches will be on hand to show you the ropes and make sure you don’t embarrass yourself too badly.
You can sip on a variety of local craft beers and cocktails, and feel free to bring your own snacks — staff will even babysit your food while you channel your inner warrior.
Not enough? HaliMac brings the fun to you with Mobile Axe Throwing — perfect for weddings, festivals, or any event that needs a dash of medieval flair!
Pro Tip: Try the Adventure Pass at $69.95, giving you axe-throwing, archery, and Splatter room activities and a 15% discount — without expiry! |
Timber Lounge Axe Throwing
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Website: http://www.timberlounge.ca/
Address: 16 Portland St
Contact: +1 902-469-0363
Hours:
- Closed from Sunday to Monday
- Tuesday to Friday: 4–11 PM
- Saturday: 2:30–11 PM
Time to unleash your inner lumberjack at The Timber Lounge! Whether you’ve had a tough day at the office, want a date night that isn’t a snooze fest, or need to host the next epic party, axe throwing is where it’s at.
While you’re at it, treat yourself to their fantastic selection of local craft beers on tap, plus a variety of local wines and ciders.
A typical booking lasts about 1.5 hours, depending on your group size.
You’ll start with hands-on professional instruction and a safety talk from one of their expert coaches. Then, your group will battle it out in a round-robin tournament followed by a knockout round to crown the champion.
They don’t hand out awards, but feel free to bring your own and pretend it’s a big deal! Participants must be 19 or older, and no, you won’t be allowed anywhere near the axes if you’re drunk.
Pro Tip: Channel your inner Paul Bunyan, but leave the boozy bravado at home. This is about precision, not stumbling around like a tipsy lumberjack! |